Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
Proudly Made in the USA
Sasquat: Camping & Living Legends (Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees)
Turdpedo:Smells like Sunburns & Victory (Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions)