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TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR
TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR

TURDCULES TOILET ELIXIR

Regular price $10.00

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Smells like...

Sasquat: Camping & Living Legends (Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees)

Pooseidon: Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailor (Really smells like Teakwood, Coconuts and Caribbean Rum)

LogsplitterSmells like Tree Bark & Grit (Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss)

Turdally Awesome: Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves (Really smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper)

Somethin' Brewing: Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories (Really smells like coffee, Cuban cigars and cherry pipe tobacco)

Turdpedo: Smells like Sunburns & Victory (Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions)

Tenesee Hangover: Smells like Bonfires & Bad Decisions (Really smells like campfires and smooth whiskey)